Don’t Tell The President! We see no evidence of fraud. Once upon a time, there was a president who was loved by many and despised by more. The president was sensitive and had his feelings hurt easily. The president wanted to win a second term, but most citizens voted for his opponent. The president had a delicate ego and could never accept that he lost, so he began spreading rumors of possible election fraud. He employed an army of attorneys to contest the election, but they could not prove their case. The president hired more attorneys and urged his supporters to protest.

If this were a fairy tale, we could count on a child to point out the obvious…